Cumpuzzled 

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.

Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.

Cumpuzzled by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

cumcuddle 

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.

"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"

cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

cum puddle 

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011

cum puddle 

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

cum puddle by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005

Curpuddle 

When you have too many water related problems

Oh no my bathrooms flooded im in such a curpuddle

Curpuddle by Mel.N.Colley August 16, 2020

Comuddled 

Combination of confused, muddled or “muddy“ thinking.
Variant of muddled.

Confusion exacerbated by befuddlement.

Mario often felt comuddled when confronting myriad choices on the bakery aisle of his local supermarket.

Comuddled by IpmanEx88 October 10, 2019

cuntpuddle 

A noun that is beyond fucked off; baffling.

Ea: a slime trail

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That's a dirty little hamster wheel sitting in a cuntpuddle covered in birdsquirt

cuntpuddle by IttyxFuckin'xBittyx December 28, 2020