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n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
by Z-schnizzle September 04, 2008
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One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.
The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.
by Compooper June 09, 2009
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