Top Definition
A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.
Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!
by Mr. Keith Stone September 21, 2010
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