cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010

cumpewter 

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

cumpewter by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

Cumpet 

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

cumfest 

where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.

my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!

cumfest by Jakey-G August 24, 2005

cumpet 

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

cumpet by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.

"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"

Cumpost by talc-girl September 3, 2009

cumpster 

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

cumpster by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011