a town in georgia
I love cumming.
by alicat November 23, 2003
A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.
Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*
by fotografioj March 16, 2011
by far the funnist last name in exsistence; Scottish in Origin
Robert Lee Cummings hails from Scotland
by Alex L. Smith February 18, 2009
After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.
Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.
by saywhaaaaaa September 12, 2009
a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing
"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
by John from J-Town August 01, 2008
when a girl has their period they are cumming.
"Are any of you cumming?"
by bitttcccchhhhh swallow February 04, 2008

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