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Crumpacker 

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.
Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.
Crumpacker by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011
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cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005
When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.
Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*

Cum Jacker 

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.
Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.
Cum Jacker by Judcliff April 19, 2010

cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.
Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!
cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010
A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006