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a soreness or redness in the eye, developing from lightly infected seminal fluid with the common cold virus. Other symptoms include light swelling around the eye, and drying of the eye.Cumeye should not be confused with pink eye which is highly contagious. Cumeye is usually transimitted during the cold season. this usually last two or three weeks. The best treatment would be prevention, intstead of taking a cumshot to the eye; wear protective eyeware.(Disclaimer: Protective Eyewear may make you somewhat less attractive to your partner)
Sarah developed a mean case of cumeye last week, and now she must miss class.
by Teddy Brubaker March 11, 2008

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