cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

cummerbund 

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

cummerbund by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

Pittsburgh Cumberbund by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009

Cummerbund 

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

Cummerbund by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

cumberbun by EZEthan September 12, 2006