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when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.
by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010
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Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
by scratchy2868 June 02, 2015
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