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A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton
"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."
by J.R. Simplot March 18, 2006
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Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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When you cum in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth
Damn, that girl sure showed me her cumshield
by Angus sung April 26, 2006
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An impervious bit of cloth, held over a young girl's pussy after cumming in it, to increase her chance of becoming pregnant.
When grandpa had cum over and over again in his little granddaughter, he put a pillow under her hips and a cum shield over her cunt--she was just having her period, so her parents wanted her to have a good chance of having his baby.
by MariaLu November 20, 2007
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