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Quick Cum 

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.
"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."
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Quick Cum Turn 

When you about to Cum in your girls face but your parents come in and you turn around and come on them
I just accidentally dideleted a Quick Cum Turn
Quick Cum Turn by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

Cumquick 

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Cumquick by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009

Cumquick Pussy 

A dripping pussy that’s so good and so tight that it makes a dick cum really quickly.
That Sarah has some cumquick pussy. I was pounding it for less than a minute before I came.
Cumquick Pussy by Nahtessom October 2, 2020

Captain Cumquick 

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly
Captain Cumquick by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026