Cum infested anal wart 

The most disgusting profound word you could possibly be called, no one could make a come back to this, and it possibly hurt the enemy.
If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!

Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting

Cum infested anal wart by uberhubercraft December 8, 2010

Cum-infested herpes sore 

The ultimate retort to any namecalling. This one usually puts a stop to the arguing, since there's such a confused look on the other person's face...

Robert: You're an asshole.
Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.

Cum-infested herpes sore by poeticsong725 April 10, 2011

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad 

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

aids infested cum bubble 

A completely and totally worthless individual.

Get off of your ass and find a job or do you want to be just another aids infested cum bubble.

aids infested cum bubble by Screw Applied September 12, 2013

fly infested cum bubble 

when a skank makes cum bubbles from her butthole.

holy shit did you see that fly infested cum bubble... LETS MAKE A RUN FROM THAT SKANK!!

fly infested cum bubble by BOBBYJIM1234 November 3, 2010

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck 

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.

"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck by Paco's Tacos and Coffee beans March 22, 2009

Piss Infested Cum Bubble

A droplet of human jizzness that is filled with air (you know, similar to a ballon), and apparently filled with urine due to failure of the prostate gland.

1) Holy shit dude, look at that piss infested cum bubble coming out of your incredibly nasty penis!

2) Dude, you're just so fucking retarded that I have to call you a piss infested cum bubble.

Piss Infested Cum Bubble by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005