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1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.
hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!
by the main cumguzzler February 04, 2011
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One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.
We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!
by Kodybear May 20, 2005
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Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!

...Idiot.
It's either "Sea Man" or "Semen"... And yes, there is a difference, genius.
by Levity-Slicket June 19, 2005
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(n.) an alternative to asshole, cocksucker, etc. used between my friends and i when joking around or annoyed.
"dammit cindy, you cum-guzzler, i don't wanna know all the details you giving gavan a bj!"
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007
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N. A PERSON WHO IS A KISS ASS SO BAD HE HAS SURPASED KISS ASS AND ELEVATED TO BEING A COCK SUCKER.
BUBBA: I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW GYM SHOES AND THEY ARE THE BEST.

JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.

TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
by NANDO2724 November 21, 2009
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Somebody That Loves To Swallow Cum
Girl: Your Hair Looks Like It Was Caught In A Airplane Vent Lol

Boy: Shut The Fuck Up You Stupid Bitch!! Thats Why You're A Cum Guzzler -_- *Walks Away*
by One Of The Editors ;] December 10, 2011
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A male or female who likes to guzzle down seamen.
gobble gobble said the 'cum guzzler'
by KJ1984 September 12, 2008
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