A Cum Dumpster is a woman or group of that only serve society by playing a key role of removing cum from the environment. This can be done by anal, vaginal, oral, ear, belly button, hand (as long as hand is then licked afterwards) intercourse. This does not apply to gays because gays do not exist, they are a government conspiracy. See Jenna Jameson.
Jeff was tired of useing lotion and his gym sock, so he called neighborhood whore Liz Smith who is a well known Cum Dumpster.
by Mfbigtaylor March 22, 2007
A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.
hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.
by whomper May 01, 2003
Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.
I have the crabs now because Alice is a promiscuous cum dumpster and I had sex with her.
by Shaun Melancon September 16, 2005
"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total cum dumpster!"
by 36th Crazyfist March 29, 2004
Any slackjawed gapemouthed semen hungry fuck socket that sucks on the snotty end of a piss-pole more often than is considered proper for polite society.
Janie is such a cumdumpster that i fully expect to find her faced down in an alley with nut stains on her back and joy juice dripping from every orifice.
by ram January 24, 2005
A high-capacity sperm recepticle.
Beth is such a cumdumpster.
by tradesman March 31, 2003
A girl at whs who guzzles mad loads of jizz and gets busted on
this girl lisa is a cum dumpster, she swallows mad loads
by Mike Jizones June 25, 2005