n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
3 more definitions
Dried up cum.
Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.
by Patrick January 07, 2004
Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'
by FuckYall May 14, 2004
mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.
mmm lets all make a cum burger
by bal March 08, 2005