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What all true warriors strive for.
It is written, only link can strive for Cum.
by poopadoop December 11, 2007
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise
by becklovesjon March 21, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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to become a human vaccum cleaner and suck the cum right out of my lovers dick
I am nicked named vaccum!
by vaccumCleaner September 30, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. luv juice 2.juice from the vagina/penis during sex can taste diffenert depends on wat u eat 3. how a slut writes "come"
she had cum on her face when she came 2 work that day and we all knew y
by gibbleacawooopllopppp July 23, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The white stuff that comes out of your penis
Evan and Jess were having a sleepover at his house and his parents weren't home. He pinned her down on the mattress and started eating her out while massaging her clit. She screamed with joy and felt herself getting wet. She shoved him against the wall, got down on her knees and started deep throating him. He felt himself about to cum but pushed her off and said "Baby let me fuck you like no one has fucked you before!" She smiled as she took off her bra and he rammed his cock into her and let out a big load to fill her up. She went down on him again and he felt himself about to cum. She put his dick in between her tids and he came all over them.
by EZa August 10, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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90
the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.
"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."
by pancake December 14, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A sticky blend of protein and salt that brings a smile to the face of every woman who swallows it.
Cum - it'll get ya drunk!
by Lil Jon 420 May 19, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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