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a substance that tastes like stewed penguins and comes out of a guys dick. Don't eat it. It a) tastes like stewed penguins and b) it's like eating shit. STICK WITH THE BLOW JOB ONLY!!!!
she only eats the cum of dead men. we love you nicki baby
by giudizio August 01, 2003
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The highly nutritious liquid that women love... they just need to learn to love it!
Man: Eat the cum...pleease
Girl: Okay then!
by Jerk-off Pro June 09, 2012
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1. sperm
2. the act of cuming
by lazyassloser April 05, 2004
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1) A type of delicous, creamy, warm, & white fluid that comes from a mans dick during sex or masturbation.
I was getting wet while jack licked me head to toe and when he got done I took of his shirt, pants, & not his boxers! Then, he took his turn with ripping my skirt and then my shit and bra and left my underwear. I took my turn and slid my hands down into his boxer and whispered "Jack, you know how fucking delicous we are going to be tonight! So fuck me daddy, do it!!" He looks into my face with a fuckboy smile and yells "GET THE DOG TOY YOU LITTLE DIRTY BITCH!!" I took the sex toy and he snatched it out and ripped his boxers and my underwear off! Then we fucked as hard as an animal hunting an animal!! He places his long dick on my tits and says "SUCK MY POPSICLE!!!" And then I got cum in my mouth and I yelled "DADDY!!!!" My bff calls and joins in! Then I put my tits in her mouth and jack fucks me as hard and fast as a race car! I scream "-OHHHH YES UH UH UH DADDY FUCK ME HARDER PLEASE OHHHHH YEAH DADDY LICK MY PUSSY AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT DADDY!!"
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A slang term which refers to semen. Alternatively, the term is used to refer to the act of ejeculation itself.
Male pornstars cum after or during sex.
by Cainman September 09, 2013
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Dude once that sciggly thing hit her egg you are screwed
Jack , i'm cumming i'm cumming!!!!!!!!! Heidi, Jack Jack fuck me fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! several months later Heidi, jack I've got some bad news i'm pregnant
by Labatiste June 25, 2011
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cum is widely known as the semen from a mans penis or the wet slippery juices from a womens va jay jay but its really a womens daily essential nutrients that will leave her with a bright and shiny smile aka teeth whitener
Bob. my girl never showed last night.
Travis. thats cause she was busy letting me cum and apply her teeth whitener
Bob. you peice of shit
Travis. i also enjoyed that rusty trombone bro
by Travioly July 31, 2008
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