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1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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What comes out of the male penis. Also called semen and sperm.
Samantha swallowed all of Dave's cum as she gave him a blow job.
by Dave the Samantha fucker June 16, 2003
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A creamy white fluid which has been scientifically proven to improve a woman's complexion and also promotes rapid weight loss, but only if taken daily.
No honestly babe, cum is good for ya, I read that somewhere....now just swallow it will ya!!
by StreetsOfVaseline December 08, 2008
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1.(n) warm fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Halle Berry and a tube of lotion.
1. Man last night I got cum all over Halle's nipples.
by browneyedchicadee December 15, 2003
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I made her Cum Last Night
by Dougienotouchie October 29, 2006
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stuff guys spit out of there penis either in my mouth pussy or ass
he "came" sooooooooo much i overflowed and it went all over his brand new car seats
by tight April 11, 2004
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something all women should swallow after sex, as a gesture of kindness.
Guy #1: Why don't more women swallow cum?
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.
by corcan June 15, 2006
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