A wonderful warm sticky substance that comes out of a dudes dick.
When I was sucking my boyfriends cock his cum got in my mouth.
by JT September 26, 2003
sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing
Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!
by dylansmith November 18, 2005
the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.
"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."
by pancake December 14, 2003
man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex
man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.
by kim July 13, 2003
1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters
Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn
by SpamWhale December 07, 2010
Whore mayonaise
his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise
by becklovesjon March 21, 2004
A sticky blend of protein and salt that brings a smile to the face of every woman who swallows it.
Cum - it'll get ya drunk!
by Lil Jon 420 May 19, 2005
a substance that comes out of a dick
a very tasty substance that come out of a mans dick i cumed all over my girlfriend sarah and she ate it could not get a no more from me so she had me call a few more of my friends over we all lost cum to her then we all did it doggie style on bottom was sarah then me then my to friends you could consider it butt raping if any one wants to get together of fuck each other or one night stay in ohio call me 7407011946 or email me do both if u want to by the way my name is ethan hopkineyhanhopkins98@yahoo.com or get on my facebook and post my status the dirtyiest think you can think of
by ethan the fucker October 17, 2010

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