1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.
1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!
by evil little monkey June 16, 2005
A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.
A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.
Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.
by Al Bravo May 19, 2006
Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)
I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag
by Jordan June 15, 2004
the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation
if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed
by kyle m July 16, 2003
A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.

(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
by LordOhLAWD June 18, 2011
A dirty rag used to repeatedly clean up someones cum. Can be used as an insult to slutty girls or gay guys.
Sara: Hi sammy! Please eat my pussy!!

Sammy: Get outa here you Cumrag!

Drake: Your a loser.

Nick: Fuck off drake! Lets not forget your a Cumrag.
by Nick Da Dick January 30, 2012
A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.
Joe is such a cumrag.
by John Durker August 16, 2003

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