The coolest place ever in University of Maryland, College Park
Features such characters as:
Pussy Hands McGee, OTG, Jerry Curl, Sandy the Gay thief, Burn Out, Dick Leg, Neandertall, Fagly, Sexstaban, Daycare, Dave, Steven Hawking, Herb, roid berg sketchroid judge judy, wild and wacky wollins, Wii would like to play, chriten, Deaf Fuck, Frugal Jew1, Frugal Jew 2, Hardon Sour Kraut, Token, and Lois the virgin
Guy 1: Dude lets go to Disneyland its so cool
Guy 2: Fuck you bitch I'm going to CUM 5
Guy 1: Why didn't I think of that.
|2.||play the flute and swallow the music|
For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.
Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!
When you cum all over the girls titties and then you start playing with them with your hands. Then while attempting, her titties get sticky and you create your favorite Transformer with them.
Ex. Optimus Prime
"Last night was fun, when I was giving her Play Doh."
|4.||i'm gonna cum!|
A common phrase used during the act of sex or masturbation, usually exclusively used by men. It signifies appraoching orgasm and/or ejaculation. The ending "cum" is a play on the word come, and in turn derived from the common term cum.
"Oh god! I'm gonna cum!"
Getting a good thorough handjob. Specifically can be used to indicate when a girl loves your cock and balls so much that she has a great time playing with them, jerking you off, pulling, proding, wanting to make you cum.
Usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can't have sex cause she's on the rag.
Her: "I want play time"
Me: "Niiiiice... Let's go..."
|6.||cum of duty|
the word " cum of duty " is a slang term used to back up the well known fact that :" your a chronic masterbater if u play Call Of Duty online"
- " ohh dude i was playing cum of duty last night and forgot to clean up "
- "i put a poster of jessica alba above my t.v while im playing cum of duty"
This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.
To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.
Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.
Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."
Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..
That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..