When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.
"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.
Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
when you cum in a girls mouth therefor making it a cum receptor other wise known as a cum bucket
man: come here bitch let me make your mouth a cum bucket
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when a guy ejaculates into a girls vagina.
Joseph: are you gonna fuck Debby at the bowling alley?
Alex: fuck yeah. Do you have a rubber i can barrow?
Joseph: No, sorry dude.
Alex: shit! i guess I'll just cum in the puss.
(After intercourse at the bowling alley)
Alex: see you in 9 months Debby. fuck it thug life.
When you cum in a girls ass, then her pussy and she still begs for more. You then cum in her mouth with just a milliecum left.
Dude I fucked her in the ass and pussy and she still wanted more cum in her
What did you do?
I gave her some milliecum in her mouth
Like a "cum dumpster", only instead of in the vadge you primarily prefer to take it in the butt.
Susanne, you like it in the butt so much. You are a real cum rumpster. And that's the truth!
An acronym for Bareback Full Service. A term generally used within online escort/prostitution communities to refer to unprotected (condomless) vaginal sex with a prostitute. The term also encompasses unprotected anal sex, and is sometimes used to describe non-prostitute (civilian) sexual encounters as well. Considered the holy grail by some Johns(customers), and frowned upon (at least publicy) by others. Most mongers (another word for John) are guilty of bbfs at least several times in their lives.
In the heat of the moment, I jammed my dick in the prostitute bareback without a condom and came in her pussy. After the bbfs, I got tested, and luckily I came out negative for STDs.