Top Definition
A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.

Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.

Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
by Lynch is your Keith February 05, 2004

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