"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler