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1.
One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.
You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.
by tully July 14, 2004
 
2.
A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.
Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..
by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006