| 1. | Cock Smore | ||
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After giving a girl an Egon Special you quickly stick your dick in her ass and then make her lick off your shit/marshmallow/cum covered cock "nobody likes a cock smore"
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| 2. | Gel Spike | ||
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--A penis which has been covered in semen--
--A cum covered cock-- When he ejaculated after masturbating his penis became a gel spike.
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| 3. | Cum smack | ||
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The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.
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| 4. | Cum stick | ||
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A penis, dick, cock, weiner, etc. covered in cum usually after having sex with a woman. "Girl, you betta' shut up and suck my cum stick".
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| 5. | Montreal Steam Pocket | ||
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Now, this sexual move is very hard to accomplish. Trust me, I've only gotten in correctly twice and I've had much practice...if you're sexually inexperienced you may as well stop reading now because this explicit information will not suit you in this lifetime...ok, the Montreal Steam Pocket must start when you've got a full load...meaning you have to shit, have to piss, and haven't made romance explosion in at least two weeks. Also you need a very willing female that loves cock and shit and piss and cum. Now, if you can get all that in one place pat yourself on the back, you're doing good so far...Step 1.(show her who's boss) the first step in this difficult process is to show that bitch who's boss...the very first thing you have to do is place your phallus into the female rear entry using margarine as lubricant, this will cause for a slightly diry, yet very scrumptious event. whilst inside, you must unload your bladder into her shit-sack. some will come pouring back, but before it does, you have to quickly assume the position under her squatting body as to collect the dripping urine back into your own mouth...then swallow. this won't be pleasant for the female, she'll know who's boss. step 2.(make love not war) contrary to popular thought, romance explosion doesn't always need to happen at the end of sexual endeavor. what you do in step two is to unleash contents of your teste-sack into a glass of milk 3/4 full. Don't let her see you doing this, she won't like it...then a... more...
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| 6. | smoothman | ||
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aka De La Paz.
1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once. 2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals. Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.
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| 7. | crud | ||
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Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.
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