The Christopher Colombus 

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

The Christopher Colombus by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

Christopher Colombus 

A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.

And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms

Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows

Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done

Christopher Colombus by ElConquistadordeAcero September 1, 2018

Colombus 

To be incredibly cocky

Tesia was being really Colombus today.

Colombus by Tube Soxx w/ Laces April 8, 2009

Colombus 

An explorer that didn't actually discover anything and treated everyone like poop.

Hey look its colombus day.

Colombus by Ra1nCl0ud February 16, 2021

Christopher Colombus 

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

Christopher Colombus by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022