to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
To do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it.
Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”
Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen