|1.||The Culinary Institute of America|
The leading culinary school in the world that produces world class culinary chefs and baking and pastry chefs in the likes of Cat Cora, Michael, Symon, Duff Goldman, Anthony Bourdain, Michael Chiarello, Rocco DiSpirito and so many more professionals in the world of culinary arts.
|2.||California Culinary Academy (CCA)|
The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.
I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.
|3.||Morris County School of Technology|
One of the most prestigious up and coming schools in New Jersey. Despite becoming a full time school in 2005, the school already has graduates attending Ivy League schools. A Vocational School that is quickly proving that "vo-techs" are not a last resort for losers and drug addicts, Morris County School of Technology has an impressive staff and small class sizes that offer a private school education for a public school price. Offering a wide range of academies, from The Academy of Culinary Arts to The Academy for Visual and Performing Arts to the Academy for Business and International finance and Health Care Sciences, MCST challenges the preconceived notions one has of a "vo-tech." The school has two branch academies, Law and Math, Science and Engineering. The Math, Science and Engineering academy scored the highest average SAT score in the country in 2010. Overall a school that everyone loves to hate and every student will always remember.
Middle School Student 1= You going to go to Delbarton or Seton Hall?
Middle School Student 2= I think I will go to Morris County School of Technology to major in Business and International finace.
Middle School Student 1= That sounds like a good idea, but I don't like business. I do want to be a doctor though.
Middle School Student 2= Then go to MCST and major in Health Care Sciences
Middle School Student 1= That's a pretty good idea, let's go to MCST and avoid snobby kids.
|4.||Morris County School of Technology|
A private-public vocational school in Denville, New Jersey. MCST students are some of the brightest, most gifted students in Morris County. A high school that is on par with any prep school in the area, both in terms of quality of learning and respectability, MCST is one of the greatest hidden gems of Morris County. Offering academies in Health Care Sciences, Business and International Finance, Culinary Arts, Visual and Performing Arts, Networking, Child Care and satellite branches in Law & Public Safety and Math, Science and Engineering, MCST has something for everyone.
Morris County School of Technology,
The Morris County Vocational School District, the source for state-of-the art professional and technical education, will provide all students with academic and technical skills, civic responsibility and exploration in partnerships with business, labor, industry and post-secondary institutions.
The one school where everyday is another adventure, especially for the new freshmen, you make so many new friends from different towns and we have exploratories of our shops. This is the one school where anyone can be themselves and won't get judged a lot by others (Sometimes). There is a LOT of drama and fights but other than that it's like one whole family. We're all freaks, this is the best school I've ever gone to. We're all stereotyped by shops and there are 5 surrounding towns that go to this school. Wilmington, Billerica, Tewksbury, Burlington, and Bedford. It's the type of school you need to be selected or accepted to come into because of 5 towns with 20-40 kids from each. Also we get into spirit for the school and Halloween/Christmas any other fun or good holiday coming up we dress up for!
You mess with one kid, you mess with all of us.
Mr. Buckley is the funniest teacher in Shawsheen Tech!
Holy crap, 1,327 kids in this school this year, that's the most we've ever had!
Omg!! Did she just say what I think she just said? Like omg i'm gonna punch her.
Girl: So what are you being for Halloween? Boy: Obama.! My friend's coming into school tomorrow as McCain and i'm going as Obama. Girl: Cool! I'm going to be an 80's dancer.
Guy: LOL! I love Halloween at this school! Girl: Did you just see the guy in the gorilla suit chasing the guy in the banana costume around the cafeteria!? Guy: Yeah :)
|6.||Culinary Institute of America|
(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem
"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"
|7.||johnson & wales|
A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES
I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.