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cumderwear 

A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.
Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>
cumderwear by SteveW123 April 30, 2010
Related Words
Cudge cude Cudgel cudder Cuge cumderwear Cigdem Çiğdem Cumderpants Cudena
(v) when one is very high off marijuana.
damn dude that nigga boris just cudded.
cudded by Solo Dolo15 March 16, 2010
Rapper Kid cudi's nick name, used in some of his songs, etc. Daps and Pound.
You dont want Cudder to transform to a maniac.
Cudder by hollinator. July 1, 2009
Used to describe Girls/Guys who happen to be cute and rude at the same time.
Hannah you are kinda cude ngl
Cude by braybraynotgue January 9, 2020

cudgecide 

To murder oneself or another party with cudge; either by suffocation, by starvation (through extended exposure to cudge), by injection, or, most commonly, by distension.

Note: In Switzerland it is legal to euthanize an individual in this manner if they wish.

See: cudge
"The poor bastard was the victim of a cudgecide, the likes of which our little town had never seen"
cudgecide by cudgepolice May 1, 2010

cumderwear 

n. normal underwear which for any reason is soaked with semen or vaginal fluids.
1. underwear which a young male may realease his fluids into while masturbating in bed.
2. underwear which men without condoms splooge into rather than partner's vagina or face (or male partner's anus, but why not?).
3. panties which females get all moist and sloppy when horny or dry rubbed.
4. (slang) referring to any person particularly emasculated.

v. to cream your jeans.
1. "Jimmy I swear to God, I'm your mother not a landromat. I will not touch your disgusting cumderwear anymore."
2. "Baby I don't have any cumderwear, I'm just gonna go on your back."
3. "I was watching George Clooney with a miniskirt on yesterday and I totally turned the living room sofa into cumderwear."
4. "We destroyed that other team in sports. We turned them into our cumderwear."

v. Jimmy was so excited when his voluptuous teacher bent over that he cumderweared.
cumderwear by Nick Micheletti October 10, 2006