Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

Cuffing the dummy 

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

Cuffing his dummy 

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

Cuffing his dummy by Macsloan December 2, 2014

Cuffing Year 

2020 is the cuffing year . New year to start off things fresh . Too many ppl are single , so 2020 is time for cuffing

John:Do u know when cuffing year is
Tyrel: 2020 is cuffing year . Get a girl and cuff her

Cuffing Year by Official Slang December 31, 2019

Cuffing Season 

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

Cuffing Season by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011

Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.

Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.

Poo cuffing by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013

Cuffing Season 

Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.

1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.

2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."

Cuffing Season by catamountgirl November 9, 2014