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cuffbert 

an odd lizard shaped piece of cheese in the kitchen of Don Ricardo
"AHHH! There is a cuffbert in the kitchen."
cuffbert by lordcuthcuffbert May 22, 2018
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A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.
Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.
cuffer by Patrick the great August 25, 2007
A man that has finally settled down with a woman.
Yo bro im not a beaterman anymore I've finally acquired a wifey, I'm now a Cufferman
Cufferman by Kai Rhys December 3, 2019
Someone who is overly prone or susceptible to entering a long term committed relationship with another. Usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who falls in love way too easily or needs to be in a relationship to feel whole.
(Roscoe Dash's lyrics in the song in the DJ Khaled song "Oh My") - "girl you the one, too bad I'm not a cuffer..."

One friend to another - "shut up man, you ain't no player... youz a damn cuffer. A sweetheart. A sucker for love..."
Cuffer by SillyBilly9000 December 13, 2018
The term used for the act of rolling a pair of socks into one another.
I cuffle my socks before I pack them away
Cuffle by Natbehard94 November 6, 2020

fizzle cuffer 

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.
Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”
fizzle cuffer by Itsaword October 23, 2018