Coach Cuevas 

A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.

Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.

Coach Cuevas by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020

Cueva 

Someone who is an absolute sex god. They are smart when they want to be, athletic and good looking. They usually play football or tennis.

OMG. He is such a cueva!
I wish I was a cueva...
holy shit. a cueva sat next me.

Cueva by BigBot69 May 9, 2019

Jordan Cuevas 

The best boyfriend in the wholeeeeeeeeee wide world!!! i love him!

you see that jordan cuevas? yea he's mine!

Jordan Cuevas by duckie <3 June 18, 2010

jon cuevas 

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

jon cuevas by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

elijah cuevas 

a fat sexy asian whos sitting next to me in class, i think he wants to shoot the school down idk

kid 1 "bro have you seen elijah cuevas"
kid 2 "no hes probably at the canteen eating shit idk"
retarded kid 1"HeS So HoT N SeXy

elijah cuevas by Marthrow Dür May 5, 2019

La Cueva 

The only public high school in Albuquerque where white kids are the majority. La Cueva is undoubtedly the most hated school in Albuquerque. Stereotypically La Cueva's students are the richest, whitest and most spoiled kids of Albuquerque, and for the most part it is true. La Cueva kids often catch flack for being hard core drug addicts (simply because they can afford the good stuff). Though they tend to act stupid (especially the girls), most La Cueva students are fairly smart, often La Cueva is the only Public High School in Albuquerque to meet No Child Left Behind.

Jaunita: Do you see her? She has 3 Fendi Purses and a Silver Lexas!
Jose: Yeah, She must go to La Cueva

La Cueva by burqueboy July 22, 2009

Cuevas 

Cuevas or Cuev for short- is a Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective, Preposition, Conjunction, Interjection all at once. This word means a thousand more words than glorious and magnificent combined. It also has the ability to make any and every situation better, much better, extremely better. It is also a substitute for love.

You're so Cuev!
Oh My God becky look at her Cuev.
Cuevas!
This is Cuevas!
Go Cuev yourself
I cuevas you

Cuevas by Icemanmilly November 3, 2009