Cudfu 

Slang term meaning: cut you the fuck up.

Dont fuck with me bitch, i will cudfu.

Cudfu by ~Scar~ September 10, 2009

cufuffy 

what you call someone you insanely adore/love😏

wow i cufuffy that girl so much i’m going to stalk her so she will love me forever and ever🤠

cufuffy by cuffufyissocool October 14, 2020

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Cubfur 

Noun
A category of furry that focuses on a person who views herself/himself as a toddler aged animal. Unlike babyfurs, cubfurs view themselves as an older version out of diapers and baby like behavior, but still are at a young age. Some cubfurs may have some form of diaper, like training pants or have few baby items like blankets or pacifiers.

Childish, training pants, fursuit, yep, their a cubfur.

Cubfur by Broken-Steel-Rocks June 29, 2009

Cudbudge 

Those times when you desperately need to take a dump but you are either doing something else or don't want to get up and keep forcing the turd back up.

Bill: Augh, I'm so into this game, but I gotta take a dump! Ah, I'll just cudbudge for now.

Cudbudge by Jimfr0st December 8, 2009

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011