the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.
(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...