someone who will cuddle with complete strangers all night long... a complete whore for cuddles, but sex hardly happens, if at all, because it's not as important. :)
i'm such a cuddleslut, i'll take it any way i can get it!
A person who aggressively pursues physical contact with his or her mean, cranky, non-cuddly friends. Cuddle sluts can sometimes be as persistent as telemarketers.
Telemarketer: Would you like to buy a new credit card??!
Me: I'm not interested. (I hang up)
Cuddle slut: Awww, you look sad!
Me: No I don---
Cuddle slut: Awww, I think someone needs a hug!!
Me: I'm not interested. (I leave as quickly as possible)
A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.
What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.
It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!
Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
is a person who likes to cuddle with 2 or more persons.
A guy who loves to cuddle after sex, even if it's just a hookup. Can be a challenge to get rid of, though usually a spritz from a water bottle will get them out, just like a kitty out of the fish pudding. They must give off some sort of vibe, as they drive even average people to letting strangers stay the night.
I was once most impressed by a very memorable Christmas trick way back when where the guy made it clear beforehand that he was a Cuddleslut, and also made me pledge ahead of time that we would cuddle afterwards.
male who suffers the work load of a relationship without the benefits.
Dude who has to do all the relationship bullshit plus "just friends spooning" while said girl is screwing another guy or guys. Poor fucker never gets any and never understands why.