| 1. | Cuddle Rape | ||
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When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them. My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
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| 2. | cuddle raper | ||
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A man/woman who violates another man/woman by cuddling them when they are not aware/willing of being cuddled "I was passed out on the hospital stretcher and when I woke up he was laying next to me, he was such a cuddle raper!"
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| 3. | cuddle rape | ||
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The act of forced cuddling upon an unwilling participant. "Whenever I'm watching TV with Kelly she always ends up cuddling with me even though I don't want to. I feel like I'm being raped! I'm totally a victim of cuddle rape."
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| 4. | dry rape | ||
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Schoolyard fun similar to the dry hump, yet the catcher is saying "No! No! Stop grinding me!" Soon after Jimmy dry raped Elizabeth, his clothes were covered in blood and semen from the inside. She thankfully maintained her virginity
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| 5. | Maloney | ||
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a sad little cuddle fish who dreams about being a real girl. she fist herself day in and day out while taking it up the butt from the annoying little rat thing that jabba the hut keeps with him all the time. when she is done lapping up all the cuddle juice she rapes spider monkeys and spreads new strands of lethal RNA viruses across the globe. AIDS is the result of coryn and amanda maloney sucking up a pearl necklace they left on a dead spider monkey's tits with a turkey baster and injecting it into the bloodstream of a 9 year old african boy who they kidnapped...and raped vigorously. Because she is so angry at the world she made a sad attempt to write an offensive definition of me on urbandictionary.com, but me being the more offensive and twisted individual, shit all over her face and jizzed all up her cuddle fish nostrils. coryn and amanda maloney aborted Jesus the second time he came around and drank his fetus through a bendy straw from friendly's.
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| 6. | Spoon Rape | ||
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When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position. "HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"
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| 7. | Rape Club | ||
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An elite, underground society devoted to nihilism, rebellion and anarchy in the form of non-consensual sexual encounters. 1st RULE: You do not talk about Rape Club.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Rape Club. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop," goes limp, or taps out, continue. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a rape. 5th RULE: One rape at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Rapes will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at Rape Club, you have to get raped. |
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