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Cuntlight 

a glow in the dark dildo
Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke
Cuntlight by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

calightenment 

the passage of proposition 19 in the progressive state of California.
the taxes from domestic transactions and exportation will decrease the deficit, fund the UC system, increase R&D, and will lead to the age of calightenment!
calightenment by calightened October 21, 2010

Cucklighting 

The combination of being cuckolded and gaslighted at the same time.
This election is a total fraud and the fake news media is screwing us over by cucklighting the American people into believing Joe Biden won the election.
Cucklighting by Give2Cesar November 11, 2020

Cumlightoscope 

Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.
Me: How did you get cum in your eye Darry?
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously
Cumlightoscope by Freekstile October 27, 2011

cumlight 

The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎
"I cumlight my room, for my babe yesterday, she as blind as a bat now" "dude, wtf"
cumlight by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016

cudnight 

Cudnight that ass fat
cudnight by Mac from the funk June 27, 2024