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8.
CUD
Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.
#1 - The first rule of CUD is, you do not talk about CUD.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
by Firestrm_ZA January 19, 2011
 
1.
cud
boy version of a slut
girl: omg he snogged that girl the first day they met

girl 2: ikr he is such a cud

girl 3: he just grabbed her and started kissing her

girl 2: eww what a cud
by abijabie November 09, 2013
 
2.
Cud
1. (noun) Food that has been chewed then swallowed then regurgitated then chewed again.

2. (noun) Replacement for curse words such as hell or fuck.

3. (verb) Also used as a replacement for curse words but is used in verb form.
1. Rod: " Hey Jake what is that cow chewing?"
Liam: " I believe he is chewing cud made from grass."

2. Cory: "What the cud does that little cheab think he's doing?!?"

3. Jake: "What was he cudding thinking when he bought that CCS griptape."
by ROD!!! September 28, 2011
 
3.
CUD
Citing Urban Dictionary
It's okay to CUD. You can definitely cite urban dictionary if you damn well please.
by not that ryan January 13, 2014
 
4.
Cud
A slang term for friend, Usually consist of a gangster handshake while saying it.
1:What up Cud?
2:Nm Holmes.
by Willy Outcelt February 04, 2008
 
5.
Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.
C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
 
6.
Acronym for Corporate Ugly Duckling Syndrome.
"Manager Bobo is commiting CUDS with employee Randy".
In other words, the manager is basically isolating the employee and making the employee out to be an ugly duckling such as commenting on the employees hygene, calling them crazy or wierd for the purposes of humilation (Job Harrassement).
by xwebi November 10, 2009
 
7.
A beer and cider drinking Dwarf from germany with sunglasses and a split beard
theres only one cuds and if you will see him you will recognize him :D
by BOOOOYA May 03, 2005