Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.

A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"

Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

Cuckshed 

A noun; most predominately used to describe a cozy, usually small, structure that is assembled for the specific purpose of providing a cuck with shelter while a Chad is staying over at his house. This building is filled with fun objects and other amenities in order to entertain the cuck, so he will typically stay distracted until his wife is done getting plowed.

Person 1: Hey dude how was your weekend?
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.

Cuckshed by Poonslayer747 September 26, 2019

CuboSapian 

The branch of HOMO SAPIANS that are evolved to solve rubik's cube...

I am a CuboSapian

CuboSapian by CuboSapian February 12, 2022

cuckservative 

A cuckservative is a self-styled "conservative" who will cravenly sell out and undermine his home country's people, culture, and national interest in order to win approval with parties hostile or indifferent to them.

This cuckservative just spent 20 minutes trying to convince a group of communists that he really isn't as racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic as they said he was for supporting the free market. They didn't care.

cuckservative by Ovenmitts July 29, 2015

cuckservative 

A right-wing politician or pundit who makes a big show of defending traditional values, yet when push comes to shove, rolls over for the left on every issue out of fear of being called "racist," "sexist" or "homophobic."

Why do the cuckservatives in Washington always seem to care more about Israel's borders than they do America's?

cuckservative by gnaapopeye August 27, 2015

Cuckstamp 

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand

1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.

Cuckstamp by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019

world cuposer 

A world cuposer is someone who acts as if they know all about soccer (usually around the time of world cup) when in reality, they know little to nothing about the sport. Hardly even watching the world cup let alone the sport itself, they get all the info they need to on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

They'll also usually only be found talking about "big" teams such as Germany, Brazil, and Argentina and famous players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, and Neymar.

World cuposer: Did you see that Mexico vs Brazil game the other week? Ochoa was a brick wall!

Soccer fan: Did YOU see the game?

World cuposer: Well... no but --

Soccer fan: Do you even know his first name?

World cuposer: ...

world cuposer by Yangarang July 4, 2014