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When, while in the process of wiping your anus, you get poo on your fingers. Now it has to be decided whether you pull up your pants with shit-fingers, or you penguin walk to the sink, pants around ankles, to wash your hands first.
This excessive diarrhea made me get shit all over my hands. I'm in a public restroom, and need to wash off my hands, but I don't want to walk out there with my pants around my ankles. Jeez...this is quite a cuck-nundrum!
by alxorange December 09, 2009

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