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Cubsession 

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
Cubsession by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008
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An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.
Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!
cumness by pentozali August 8, 2010
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To shower, shave, and shit, especially before and evening out. (S to the 3rd power, cubed S, cubess)
I'll pick you up after I cubess.
cubess by todd March 10, 2003

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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