A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.
"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"