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ctm, acronym of the phrase, "Chuckling To Myself".

Origins circa 1998.

Use arouse from instant messaging through Yahoo! messenger.
Where when realised rarely anyone actually 'Laughs Out Loud' (lol), the more truthful & correctly expressive of ones behaviour 'Chuckling to Myself' was applied to messages instead.

Sean: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other & says "Dam!"

Pete: ctm
by Ian January 01, 2006
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'cry to myself' - the opposite of LOL (laugh out loud)
Oh dear, I missed my bus. I'm going to CTM whilst I wait for the next one because I don't want anyone to know how upset I am about it
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Chicken Tikka Masala.
A food of Indian ethnicity that when enjoyed orgasmically, one often finds himself sitting on the toilet for an excruciably long time.
Anshul: "Yo Preeti, I wanna shower in the CTM."
Anshul: "Why'd you let Tom make off with that CTM."
Tom: "I've been sitting in the bathroom all night. Thank you CTM."
Preeti: "If a guy tasted like CTM, I would superman that hoe."
by Tomtikkamasala October 28, 2007
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Chinga Tu Madre
meaning in spanish..
Fuck You Mom
what?!?!?
i said ctm!!
by omfg i love ur mom October 17, 2007
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"Chuckling To Myself" A more accurate description of the response to funny messages received or seen on text messages or the internet.

It's not often that people are 'laughing pout loud' when they type lol, usually merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
You're sarcasm is so funny. CTM
by BlueShadows March 27, 2013
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short for chuckle to myself
kinda like lol but more realistic, because who actually laughs out loud when they write that? I mean if something's really funny you end up writing lmao or something. ctm just seems to be more relevent, more often. and as an added plus people can't read it as a word; they would have to say the letters separately, unlike stupid people who actually say lol in real life.
well that escalated quickly ctm

betcha 5 bucks you wont eat that ctm

why do black people who get out of jail become muslims? ctm
by john the pimp January 28, 2013
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Crash to Metro. The Windoze 8 variant of ctd, in the win8 case when the program closes you're dropped to the metro start screen (whereas in win7 and earlier you would be returned to the windoze desktop, hence ctd in those versions).
Another ctm, facebook app is total crap.
by bugmenott May 05, 2013
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