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bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,
by BeeeeJayeee May 16, 2010
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Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,
Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.
by LinaBeana June 10, 2010
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CTFU meanscarb the fuck up.”
Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”
by Max Sievers January 15, 2015
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Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"
by NOyourmad January 9, 2012
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"Crow The Fuck Up" a term invented by Crowgang, implying he/she should not give a fuck and square up for whatever is about to go down.
Yo homie, CTFU or back the fuck off!
by Anatoly Dyatlov March 18, 2022
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