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Dude, ctfd.
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 02, 2003
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Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!
by Awesome Pat December 02, 2007
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When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"
Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..
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Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"
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"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"
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Calm The F*** Down
CTFD you are too loud!!!
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It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.
#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"
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