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Pussy; twat; another word for vagina that you can't get in trouble for saying
Girl: what's a couter?
Boy: that thing between your legs that I wanna taste
couter by mini muso March 19, 2011

couter tutor 

It's the use of the padding you put around the bar while squatting weights at your local gym... Most the time its a piece of foam padding, or sometimes it's a towel or shirt.
Pat-"John, let's do some squats."
John-"I can't do them unless I find the pad to go around the bar, otherwise it hurts my shoulders."
Pat-" Are you serious? You need the couter tutor? Your such a pussy!"

jive couter 

When that pussy is nasty and musty
Damn that’s one jive couter
jive couter by Neucam11 November 13, 2017

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.
Couter-kitten by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

Cloutery 

Articles of clothing or objects that gain the user some clout.
What kind of cloutery you wearin today?
Cloutery by Steelfoam April 5, 2019

colon-clouter 

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
colon-clouter by radash November 7, 2009