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And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.
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Boob clap 

The clapping of a woman's boobs when you're having sex with her while standing and her slightly bent over. As if they are applauding the performance. Size does matter. A good mirror can only help.
Her "boob clap"applauded as if the show ended.
Boob clap by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Clap and a Half 

A term from the popular YouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.
Hey guys it's my first stream. Could I get a clap and a half? #GTLive

shit in my hands and clap 

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

Clappin' Cheeks 

Refers to the sexual act that causes a woman's booty cheeks to bounce around, resulting in an audible and distinct clapping sound.
"Dude, Belvitt is definitely clappin' cheeks in the Meat Locker right now.
Clappin' Cheeks by TheMeatLocker December 8, 2018
handjob in the form of claping someone's wein
yo anna! i'm feelin' extra freaky tonight, how about a clap job?
clap job by clapqueen420 November 23, 2016