Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.
The clapping of a woman's boobs when you're having sex with her while standing and her slightly bent over. As if they are applauding the performance. Size does matter. A good mirror can only help.
A term from the popularYouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.
Hey guys it's my firststream. Could I get a clap and a half? #GTLive
Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.