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The wild clammer 

when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".
"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"
Someone who goes down on a girl.

A pussy eater, muncher, muff diver...
Huerra: That guy asked me if he could eat me out.. HEY J YOU FUCKIN CLAMMER!
clammer by Huerra November 21, 2006

Clammer Hammer 

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"
Clammer Hammer by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Louisiana Toe Clammer 

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.
Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

land clammer 

Any one who roams the neighbor picking up bottles and cans for the deposit.
A guy asks his friend what to do with his empty beer bottle, his friend replys just throw it near the road the land clammers with get it.
land clammer by nyviper84 March 8, 2008

Canadian Clammer 

An exotic sex move involving a vagina, maple syrup, and a Canadian. The Canadian fills the vagina with maple syrup and begins to perform missionary on the vagina. The Canadian then pulls out covered in maple syrup and forces the owner of the vagina to perform oral sex on him.
He gave you the Canadian Clammer, eh?
Canadian Clammer by Oceanizzle August 25, 2010