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an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.
we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.
by key theift October 15, 2009